80+ Funny Gym Quotes For Your Captions; IG, WhatsApp & Snapchat

Going to the gym regularly is one of the toughest routines one can imbibe. However, it does not have to be all work. Sometimes, you’ve got to throw some puns here and there to spice up your groove; especially when taking gym pictures.

Here are over 80 funny quotes for Instagram, Whatsapp, Snapchat for when you decide to hit the gym. Stun them with your photos and make them shiver with laughter through your quotes and captions.

80+ Funny Gym Quotes & Captions…

  1. With great size comes great responsibility
  2. I squat cause nobody wrote a song about a small ass
  3. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing
  4. Goal weight: sexy as fuck
  5. I’m going to make you so proud-note to self
  6. Train insane or remain the same
  7. Fitness-if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body
  8. I’m not on steroids, but thanks for asking…
  9. Sore today and probably sore tomorrow
  10. I don’t always go to the gym. But when I do, I make sure everyone on Facebook knows about it
  11. I must go. My gym needs me
  12. You don’t get the ass you want by sitting on it
  13. I decided to take a ‘before’ photo each time I want to start a workout routine. So far, I have lost lots of space and gained lots of photos.
  14. Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock
  15. I will never breakup with my gym. We just seem to workout
  16. Are you fat and ugly? Join our gym and just be ugly!
  17. That’s not sweat on your face it’s fat crying.
  18. I don’t get why gyms have mirrors, I know what I look like – that’s why I’m there!
  19. “I” is the only difference between fit & fat
  20. Look like a beauty. Lift like a beast
  21. The most annoying are those people in exceptionally good shape at the gym. I’m like ‘what are you doing here? You’re done.
  22. Excuses don’t kill the fat, exercises do.
  23. I’m not done until my muscle are screaming for mercy
  24. You shall gain, but you shall pay with sweat, blood, and vomit.
  25. I got 99 problems but a bench ain’t one.
  26. The easiest way to get a healthy body is marry one.
  27. You can’t flex fat so shut up and lift.
  28. Lift heavy things.
  29. Making excuses burn zero calories per hour
  30. If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.
  31. Making excuses burn zero calories per hour
  32. Everything hurts. Still going to the gym though.
  33. I don’t always go to the gym. But when I do, I make sure everyone on Facebook knows about it
  34. If you still look cute after the gym, you didn’t work out hard enough.
  35. My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
  36. If you know you’re going to fail, then fail gloriously!
  37. Relationships are like fat people; most of them don’t work out.
  38. Sweat more, bitch less
  39. Stay healthy so that you can use your wealth to buy pleasures and not painkillers.
  40. Be the girl at the gym that motivates everyone else to push a little harder.
  41. Are you fat and ugly? Join our gym and just be ugly!
  42. You can feel sore tomorrow or you can feel sorry tomorrow
  43. Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital.
  44. A bad day can be made better by going to the gym.
  45. If you are at the gym for approval, you are in the wrong place.
  46. Be the girl at the gym that motivates everyone else to push a little harder.
  47. I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training.
  48. Stay healthy so that you can use your wealth to buy pleasures and not painkillers
  49. Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’ I wash my mouth out with chocolate!
  50. Those squats might be hard now but it’ll be totally worth it when the boys are drooling
  51. Will it be easy? Nope. It worth? Absolutely
  52. I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises
  53. Do you know what is tougher than exercise? Neither do I. I don’t know why I do this.
  54. I don’t get why people pay to exercise in a gym when it’s free to not exercise
  55. A man without health is as handicapped as one without hands
  56. What’s the best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
  57. I’m on a twenty-day diet. So far, I’ve lost eleven days.
  58. You only live once. Workout; get that body you want.
  59. You will only get what you work for. Nothing more, nothing less
  60. When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away.
  61. Before you worry about the beauty of your body, worry about the health of your body
  62. Keep your squats low and your standards high
  63. It doesn’t matter how slow you jog – you’re lapping everyone on the couch
  64. Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe
  65. I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training.
  66. The results will speak for itself
  67. Greatness is earned, never awarded
  68. It’s been seven months since I joined the gym and I’ve seen no changes. I will have to go there in person and ask what the problem is
  69. If you won’t exercise for your health, do it for the ladies
  70. There’s no secret formula. I lift heavy, work hard, and aim to be the best
  71. I spend my time at the gym doing diddly squats
  72. My best exercise is something between a lunge and a crunch
  73. Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia
  74. Build your body, build your character
  75. I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.
  76. My favorite exercise at the gym would probably be judging
  77. Rise and grind
  78. At the gym I’m like a ninja; you’ll never see me there
  79. I signed up to the gym for the six packs and biceps. I didn’t want a part of this exercising rubbish
  80. Lift. Die internally. Repeat.
  81. You may never be able to get Superman’s laser eyes but you can get batman’s biceps
  82. Even if you fail on your face. You’re still moving forward.
  83. My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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